15% ($8,500 to $34,500)
TV Hat: $30
It’s hard trying to convey to the people around you that you’re not interested in conversing with them. Why else would you have a smartphone? Don’t they get it?!
Thankfully, there’s the $30 TV Hat. Pop your phone into the back of the classy-looking apparatus attached to the comically oversized hat brim and—presto—instant personal movie theater, gaming nook and people avoider.
Remember: You’re not antisocial. Other people are just far too pro-social.
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