33% ($174,400 to $379,150)
18k Gold Plated Personal Massager: $2,180
When only the finest in overpriced personal massagers will do, there’s this: a $2,200 something-or-other that measures an inch and a half wide by three inches high. That’s comfort, friends.
And lest you think it’s a mere golden egg you rub all over yourself, there’s more! It’s got a seven-hour battery and five vibration modes. And it comes in a wooden gift box and features a satin storage pouch. Can you feel yourself loosening up already?