Good night. If you don't see me in the morning it's because you're not some psycho breaking into my home or looking at me with binoculars.—
Joe Randazzo (@Randazzoj) March 02, 2012
As editor of The Onion, Joe Randazzo’s tweets are often as aloof and bitingly satirical as the content his staff produces. Randazzo also performs stand-up comedy around New York City.
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