If Snooki gives birth to the anti-Christ, I'll be all "I told you sooooo".—
RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) March 01, 2012
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Actor and funnyman Rainn Wilson is consistently funny, yes, but most of his jokes are packed with commentary on global events. The Office star has a talent for making you laugh and fear a new societal truth, all at once.
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