Finally, a pair of pants perfect for iPhone 5 owners. WTFJeans cost $159 and feature a micro-fiber lined front pocket that measures the exact dimensions of Apple’s latest smartphone.
Each pair features a “hidden USB stick pocket” as well. I don’t know why such a pocket needs to be hidden, but if your school or workplace has bullies who tease people for carrying around USB sticks, then these, my friend, are the pants you want. Nobody’s going to tease you for wearing $159 jeans with an integrated, micro-fiber lined pocket that perfectly fits an iPhone 5 as long as they don’t know you’re carrying around a USB stick.
“But Doug, why can’t we talk about the uncomfortable topic of testicles?” you ask. We can. We will. Apparently these jeans have some sort of testicle padding or something:
All of us who spend more than 12 hours in front of a computer are very familiar with the uncomfortable situation with the family jewels if we are sitting in an uncomfortable pair of pants. For all of geeks out there with same problem, we have designed this special, family jewels fitting model.
Tip: If you’re sitting for even 12 minutes in pants that prompt an “uncomfortable situation with the family jewels,” you need new pants whether they’re these jeans or not. If that doesn’t work, see a doctor.
And lest you think these are cheap jeans that have been marked up to $159 thanks to special pockets and some sort of magic crotchular region, you’re getting pants made with Italian denim, 390 yards of heavy duty thread and “enzyme washed for extra softness.”
The WTFJeans are manufactured in Europe, but the $159 asking price features free worldwide shipping. This “V2” iPhone 5 version is apparently a limited edition (these WTFJeans have been around for a couple years, always with a special iPhone pocket), so I’ll leave it to you whether you think you need to pounce on these right away or not.
WTFJeans [Product Page]