Do you shower often? Me neither. But if I did, I’d make sure to bring my iPad with me so I could listen to recordings of myself reading my King of Queens fanfic popular music from today’s best artists.
Unfortunately, iPads and water don’t mix, so your best bet has been to leave your iPad on the bathroom counter like a commoner. Until now, of course. Now, you’ll only need $40 to separate yourself from all the mouth-breathers out there with regular shower curtains.
This shower curtain features a built-in waterproof pouch and two built-in speakers (powered by three AA batteries). The standard audio cord will connect to any device – Apple, Android, Palm, Kyocera, Diamond, Compaq…doesn’t matter. If it’s got a headphone jack and it fits in the pouch, it’ll work. If you’re thinking to yourself that this one shower curtain could make all your problems go away and turn your entire life around, you may be right.
Like in the episode of King of Queens when Doug starts his own sandwich shop with his uncle Stu’s money. In the TV version, Doug’s cousin Danny ends up talking Stu into giving Danny the money because Danny is Stu’s son. In my fanfic version, Doug starts the sandwich shop after all, it becomes wildly successful, and he divorces Carrie for not being supportive. Doug loses 80 pounds (turns out Carrie made him stress-eat) and ultimately becomes Queens Borough President since everyone loves his sandwiches so much. Carrie gets arrested for helping Mr. Pruzan cover up a double homicide; she goes to prison and is never heard from again.
Anyway, we were talking about innovative shower curtains. This thing is available at Amazon or Bed Bath and Beyond for $40. Here’s Bed Bath and Beyond’s gripping animated video that shows off the shower curtain’s features:
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