WARNING: Salty language in the above video. Don’t play this video in an open-concept work environment, at a daycare center or in a public library.
I am shocked – shocked! – at the very idea that Mike Tyson hasn’t played Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! until now. I’m not sure I believe it. Maybe he played it back in the late ’80s but doesn’t remember. There’s got to be a plausible explanation. It’s not as though the Nintendo game named after him was a flop by any means.
Watch in the above video as Tyson struggles against Glass Joe, the game’s first opponent. Protip, Mike: When Little Mac turns pink-ish and starts breathing heavily, you should dodge from side to side to avoid—you know what? You don’t care, do you?