This Locking Cookie Jar Has a Timer to Save You from Yourself

You have only yourself to blame if it gets smashed to pieces. Or your kids. Or your spouse.

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Kitchen Safe

This is the Kitchen Safe. It’s a $40 cookie jar of sorts with a time lock on it that prevents you from opening it until a point in the future you specify.

The company also suggests that you can put game controllers or money in there, but you and I both see that the true power of this item lies in its ability to stop you from eating an entire bag of Pepperidge Farm Sausalitos while you watch Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken with tears streaming down your face. Just because a movie is rated G doesn’t mean it won’t tear you apart inside.

Anyway, the Kitchen Safe is $40 and brilliant. You have only yourself to blame if it gets smashed to pieces. Or your kids. Or your spouse.

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5 comments
DavidKrippendorf
DavidKrippendorf

Like most things in life, it will not stop you if you have to have it.  But it would require you to break it to open it and you only need about 10 seconds of restraint to only grab one cookie out at a time.

kamila_evoque
kamila_evoque

I would simply take all the cookies out at the next occasion when the jar opens

TheKitchenSafe
TheKitchenSafe

Super excited to see our product on Time! More information about Kitchen Safe can be found on our site: www.thekitchensafe.com.