One of the biggest problems you’ve ever faced in your entire life is about to become a thing of the past.
I was saving up for a black-market liver, but $17,500 seems like it’d be much better spent on this Batman Tumbler made from a run-of-the-mill golf cart.
Now you, too, can come in like a wrecking ball – to the coffee shop, to your place of employment, to your school or to your own home.
It’s “ideal for day trips from The Hamptons to Martha’s Vineyard,” which is a nice way of telling me I can’t afford this.
Delivery drones are coming, bringing a whole host of challenges with them.
Helpful even if you have giant (yet tender and graceful) man-hands.
Less clicking, more searching.
So long, productivity. You’ve always been a jerk and it’s time we parted ways.
We shall mark the year 2013 as the most important year in the history of civilization, as 2013 is the year that we’re able to purchase the Batmobile from the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog.
Now you’re wasting time efficiently.
It’ll cost a lot more up front, but it’s a good deal anyway.
Side note: Every sip of IPA is like kissing a pretty girl. Every single one.