Matt Selman

Matt Selman is a writer/producer who has worked on thirteen seasons of The Simpsons. He currently serves as an Executive Producer. Selman grew up in Watertown, Massachusetts, and graduated from the University of Pennsylvania in 1993. He wrote on Seinfeld before starting at The Simpsons in 1997. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife and two daughters.

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Big & Tall Halloween Costume of the Year

‘District 9′ Banned in District 9

DISTRICT 9, Johannesburg (AP) — In the wake of its recent Nigerian ban, the film District 9 has also been banned in District 9.  Citing images of the district’s alien inhabitants as “filthy, violent, cat food-eating bug-monsters,” Hive Drone Overseer Prime Martin Anderson forbid the film’s showing within the perimeter of the penned-off home of [...]

Terms of Warner Bros./Tolkien Lawsuit Settlement Leaked

From The New York Times, September 8, 2009:

True Tales of Conversational Vengeance

A few years ago, after a long day spent thinking of new nouns for Homer to say after “Mmm…”, my wife dragged me to the screening of a film directed by a friend. The film was fine. The rough part was the reception. A room full of strangers is not my favorite social scenario. I [...]

Obligatory Marvel-Disney Mash-ups!!!

FINDING NAMOR

Dead Screenwriters Quiz

Three important screenwriters died recently.  Which writer’s work will have the greatest impact on the future of movie-making?

Bad Acronyms

On August 7, an action movie, G.I. Joe:  The Rise of Cobra, opens against a cooking movie, Julie and Julia.  To update the franchise for the new millennium, G.I. Joe now stands for:

The Old Man and the C (Comic-Con)

I’ve been to 13 Comic-Cons.  And every year I go back, I get this crazy feeling.  It’s a combination of exhaustion and déjà vu and girls in costumes that warps me into a headspace where I believe that Comic-Con is my only true existence.  The rest of my life – the other 364 days – [...]

Can I Post From an iPhone on a Moving Train?

It’s only letting me write this “excerpt,” instead of the main text of the blog post. So let’s see what happens when I try.
I should go back now and write this as a “note” in case it crashes but I am too lazy. Feeling slightly sick from typing this on the bumpy moving 10:35 Amtrak from San Diego to LA. Seem to be writing in dying person’s last words Twitter speak. First Comic-Con with iPhone. Much easier. Text friends all day. Still remember being at Con and having to run back to room all the time to check messages in hotel room. Posting now. Let’s see if this works.

Trailer Outbursts

The following outburst was yelled after the trailer for The Time Traveler’s Wife: