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The Rumored Galaxy S5 Fingerprint Sensor Sounds Like Trouble
Unlocking the phone may require some careful swiping.
30-Second Tech Trick: How to Hide Facebook Posts from Certain People
For when unfriending your boss or your parents isn’t an option.
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze Preview
Donkey Kong: From arcade to HD.
Sony Says the PlayStation 4 Is Well Past 5 Million Units Sold Worldwide
Next-gen sales momentum continues, beyond expectations.
Google Wants to Protect Your Password with Sound
Don’t lose your phone, though.
Expect More Tech Acquisitions in 2014
We’ll see more acquisitions over the next five years than we have over the past 10.
Apps with "Flappy" in Their Names Reportedly Being Rejected by Apple and Google
Might I suggest Bappy Flird?
The Xbox One Update Is Happening Now and Through the Weekend
If you don’t have it yet, you will by weekend’s close.
People Aren’t Actually Reading the Stories They Tweet
You’re probably not going to read this story, but you might as well Tweet it
A Comprehensive Guide to Facebook’s New Options for Gender Identity
An expert walks through what they mean, from transgender to pangender.
30-Second Tech Trick: How to Tap Out Custom iPhone Vibrations
Just give it a little tappy. Tap, tap, tap-a-roo.