Tuesday Morning Nerd News Top 5

Let’s all kill time before the Apple event …

1. I Am a Dark Elf. Sometimes readers e-mail me random links to things they’ve written. They are sometimes good and sometimes bad. But I don’t often get sent something as interesting as this essay by a Muslim immigrant, born in Pakistan, about how Drizzt Do’Urden, from R.A. …

True Tales of Conversational Vengeance

A few years ago, after a long day spent thinking of new nouns for Homer to say after “Mmm…”, my wife dragged me to the screening of a film directed by a friend. The film was fine. The rough part was the reception.

A room full of strangers is not my favorite social scenario. I prefer a room full of people who already think I’m great. …

The Prisoner

AMC is streaming all the old episodes of The Prisoner. (First episode here.) It’s an excellent day for paranoids. They’re doing this to promote their remake of same, which debuts in November.

Obligatory Marvel-Disney Mash-ups!!!

FINDING NAMOR

HIGH SCHOOL FOR GIFTED YOUNSTERS MUSICAL

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MARY POPPINS

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (HANK McCOY)

THE AVENGER DUMPLING GANG

SKRULL GOOFY

THE INCREDIBLES (already a FANTASTIC FOUR rip-off)

SLEEPING MUTIE

SNOW WHITE AND THE SINISTER SIX

POWER MAN AND LION …

I Am on Day 5 Without a Cell Phone, and I Am James Bond

My phone broke the other day. And when I say it broke I mean I broke it. I had had a piece of good news, I went out and celebrated, I drank a lot. (Pro tip: if you are not James Bond, do not order a “vesper.”) Then I took a bath. My phone took a bath too.

My phone was an LG Chocolate, a model that enjoyed a brief shining …

I’m Back and I Want to Talk About Enigmo

Hey Lev Grossman, you’re a big rock star. You spend weeks on the road, cruising from juke joints to road houses to small independent bookstores, reading your work to literally dozens of listless, distracted fans. The pressure must be intense, man. How do you keep your head together?

I’ll tell you: Enigmo.

Enigmo is an iPhone game …

Dead Screenwriters Quiz

Three important screenwriters died recently. Which writer’s work will have the greatest impact on the future of movie-making?

A) Budd Schulberg (On the Waterfront)
B) John Hughes (Ferris Beuller’s Day Off)
C) Blake Snyder (Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot)

The answer, in the pattern of how these things always go, is C) Blake …

Why I’m Not Posting This Week

I’m on vacation. Sort of — I’m touring to promote my book. I thought I might be able to keep up posting while I was on the road, but it doesn’t seem to be happening. Sorry about that. I’ll be back on Monday.

p.s. just saw that there were questions in the comment thread for The Post About the Book. Answering now.

Friday Morning Non-Post: The Gentlemen Broncos Trailer

I blog this morning from Cambridge, Mass., where I am sitting in the living room of my parents’ apartment. Something about being here automatically regresses me to the emotional age of about 13. A time when there were no blogs.

As a consequence of this — and of the fact that I have to go and rock a local radio interview in about 15 …

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