You and I have a lot in common, no? Same big problems.
A feat of human ingenuity so advanced, it’ll make you glower dubiously at every cookie you put to your lips from here until the end of days.
Clearly we’ve reached the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
What a time to be alive!
This is the Kandi Machine, a giant garage full of on-demand electric cars that can be rented out for around three bucks an hour.
And you thought 4K was expensive before.
Don’t you sass me, Gilligan.
For those of you out there who have been pulling your hair out trying to figure out a way to connect your 27-year-old Mac Plus to the Internet, help is finally here.
It’s 2013 and we’re still parking our own cars. There’s GOT to be a better way!
And here I’ve been calling the White House every 15 minutes like a sucker.
Ghosts need love. Just because they’re dead doesn’t mean they’re dead on the inside, too.
I’m going to die like my friend Keith – “by crashing a motorcycle into the sun while wailing on a guitar.”