iPads and water don’t mix, so your best bet has been to leave your iPad on the bathroom counter like a commoner. Until now, of course.
“Yes, hello. I’d like to withdraw my entire 401k and I’d like an advance on my salary, please.”
Because someone has to clean up after all the first-person shooters.
Toys R Us asked me to “please stop even looking at it on our website, just in case.”
Listen, you guys: I get it. Just like everyone else, I’ve wanted a hoverboard ever since I saw Back to the Future Part II. It’s human nature.
It’s powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball. Oh, and it has a “Bort” license plate.
If you watch one video today, watch this video. You won’t be sorry.
This man shows us all how to fold a short-sleeve shirt in less than two seconds. Any short-sleeve shirt. He is a witch from the future.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s — oh wait, a bike. It’s a flying bike.
Let’s face it: Making popcorn isn’t for the weak, the stupid or the faint of heart. It’s a complicated process that draws on more than one of your senses.
Here it is: the answer to the question that’s been running my life since 2007.
For those of you keeping score in the pizza gimmick wars, we currently have Pizza Hut letting you order pizza through your Xbox versus Domino’s proof-of-concept DomiCopter.