You and I have a lot in common, no? Same big problems.
finally!
Man Builds Machine, Which in Turn Builds the Perfect Cookie
A feat of human ingenuity so advanced, it’ll make you glower dubiously at every cookie you put to your lips from here until the end of days.
Smart Scale Promises the Perfect Drink: Technology FINALLY Delivers Something Useful
Clearly we’ve reached the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
Grillbot: FINALLY, a Grill-Cleaning Robot
What a time to be alive!
Finally, a Giant Vending Machine Full of Rentable Cars
This is the Kandi Machine, a giant garage full of on-demand electric cars that can be rented out for around three bucks an hour.
Samsung Is Selling a TV Bigger Than Your Bed for $150,000
And you thought 4K was expensive before.
BEHOLD THE FUTURE: Dog Translator Available for Pre-order
Don’t you sass me, Gilligan.
Brave Soul Somehow Connects 27-Year-Old Mac Plus to the Web
For those of you out there who have been pulling your hair out trying to figure out a way to connect your 27-year-old Mac Plus to the Internet, help is finally here.
Honda Shows Off Cars That Valet Park Themselves
It’s 2013 and we’re still parking our own cars. There’s GOT to be a better way!
Finally, a Site to Check to See If the Government Is Still Shut Down
And here I’ve been calling the White House every 15 minutes like a sucker.
Finally, a Dating Site for Ghosts
Ghosts need love. Just because they’re dead doesn’t mean they’re dead on the inside, too.
Tikker Watch Counts You Down to Your Death
I’m going to die like my friend Keith – “by crashing a motorcycle into the sun while wailing on a guitar.”