The $150 BACtrack Mobile Breathalyzer connects to your iPhone, iPad or iPod Touch and lets you measure your blood alcohol content. But like all good gadgets, it takes things a step further.
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iFlask Looks Like an iPhone but Its Only App Is Booze
Just in time for Outdoor Drinking Season (capitalized because of its importance), here’s the iFlask.
Yay? Facebook-Connected Beer Glasses Let You Friend Randos with a Quick Clank
The Buddy Cup connects to your Facebook account, and when you clank it against someone else’s Buddy Cup, the two of you become friends on Facebook.
Finally, a $149 Batman Car Seat with Cup Holders and a Cape
What if I told you that for $149, you could eliminate every single challenge associated with parenthood?
Bluetooth Breathalyzer Lets You Share Your Drunkenness with the World
It’s a breathalyzer with a Bluetooth connection, so you can display your level of drunkenness on your cellphone. The fun doesn’t stop there, though.
You Can FINALLY Order Pizza Hut Using Your Xbox 360
For those times when you’re lying on the couch and your cellphone, tablet, landline, laptop and desktop are just out of reach, but you happen to be playing Xbox 360, you can now order pizza from Pizza Hut.
Finally, an App That Lets You Grope Your Special Someone over the Internet [Sort of NSFW]
This one’s for all you long-distance lovaaaahs out there.
Place Your Cursor Somewhere on this Site and Watch What Happens
You’re going to be there a while. See you all on Monday.
Finally, a $15 Million iPhone with a Black Diamond for the Home Button
This is an iPhone 5 that’s been blinged out six ways from Sunday.
I Don’t Care If It’s Not Real: Bubba Watson’s Hovercraft Golf Cart
This video was posted suspiciously close to April Fools’ Day and e-mailed to our tips inbox suspiciously nonchalantly. I don’t care. I want it to be real.
WATCH: Finally, Video Games You Play by Peeing
What inspired prince-of-lavatories genius came up with this: video games you play by peeing.
WATCH: Finally, a Vacuum Cleaner That’s Built into a Car
Meet Honda’s 2014 Odyssey, which comes with — wait for it — the world’s first built-into-a-vehicle, crud-sucking hose.