Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mar… OMG RUN

This ad for London Dungeon‘s Bloody Mary Tudor exhibit has been banned from tube stations after it sparked complaints for scary the bejeebus out people. During her five-year reign as Queen of England, Mary burnt more than 300 people alive. Think that’s scary? What would a zombie Queen Mary be capable of? Eek.

YouTube’s Got A New Vuvuzela Button

YouTube has installed a new vuvuzela button in honor of the World Cup. Oh dear God, Why?

I Kissed A Vampire: A Rock Musical

Though I’m still waiting for someone to reveal this all as one big joke, it looks as if I Kissed A Vampire really exists. Even more than that, it just had its own film premiere in Los Angeles.

Tyra Banks to Write String of Fantasy Novels?

Wait, what?

Dear Buzz, We Think You’re Awesome, But Please No More Bad TV

Buzz, how could you?

Kirsten Dunst’s Anime Fetish: What The Hell?

By now, you’ve probably seen this strange video of Kirsten Dunst running around Tokyo clad in a tutu and offensive Japanese stereotypes.

The Daily Dose

Monday, Feb. 15, 2010

Wait, That’s A Comic? The Adventures You Never Needed to See

Mother Teresa? Yeah, she was a hero. Prince? He seems more suited for fiction, anyway.

Spider-Man The Porn Star? Further (Hilarious) Proof That A Spidey Reboot Is A Terrible Idea

Look at what your Spider-Man shenanigans have caused, Sony.

Android Karenina? The Monster Mashups Just Won’t Stop.

If the entertainment industry knows how to do one thing, it’s how to beat the proverbial dead horse. (Please see: Spider-Man.)

Who Knew Vader Could Dance?

Star Wars in France: I’d like to imagine this is what happened when George Lucas got stoned with Sonny and Cher, plus green screen access.