I don’t really review movies here at Nerd World. We have an actual critic who does that. I more barf out a series of thoughts that occur to me while I watch them, which form an MST3K-like running commentary. I tend to post them relatively late, since they’re only fun if you have just seen, or are just about to see, the movie in question. And sometimes not even then!

So if you haven’t seen Half-Blood Prince yet, come back to this post. There are major spoilers in it. Or you could print it out and take it with you, to refer to during the course of the movie. It’s hours of fun for the whole family. Just tear along the dotted line at the edge of your screen.