“By golly, Jim… I’m beginning to think I can cure a rainy day!” – McCoy from Star Trek
“Freckles, I got so many answers to your question, I wouldn’t even know where to start.” – Sawyer from LOST
“I spent large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your face into one of those pink-inflamed monkey butts.” Sue Sylvester from Glee
“Physics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.” – Christine O’Donnell, Tea Party Candidate
“Well, certainly not the waltz!” Captain Shakespeare from Stardust
“Nothing says ‘I’m sorry’ like a tuna cheese casserole.” – Tara from True Blood
“Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star, or bounce too close to a supernova and that’d end your trip real quick, wouldn’t it?” Han Solo from Star Wars
“I know you’re scared; we’re all scared, but that doesn’t mean were cowards. We can take these skeletons, we can take them, with science.” – Ash from Army of Darkness
“We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.” – Zapp Brannigan from Futurama
“When you become a vampire, the demon takes your body, but it doesn’t get your soul; that’s gone. No conscience, no remorse, it’s an easy way to live. You have no idea what it’s like to have done the things I’ve done…and care. I haven’t fed on a human being since that day.” – Angel [...]
