Also, remember: Everybody dies.
Helpful even if you have giant (yet tender and graceful) man-hands.
Now you’re wasting time efficiently.
Side note: Every sip of IPA is like kissing a pretty girl. Every single one.
Warning: There’s some math involved.
It’s real easy to do.
Here are three simple ways to speed up your re-up.
Harken back to the days of iPhones that couldn’t make phone calls, Circuit City, a normal Miley Cyrus and more.
Siri’s Glass sass is unsurpassed.
What be troublin’ ye?
It’s okay: You’re not a hoarder. Well, you might be a hoarder, actually.