I love the smell of newly-opened Apple products in the morning – smells like glue and styrofoam and aluminum and stuff. If only that smell could be bottled!
I have no idea what’s happening at this 404 page, but I don’t care.
Yes, yes, we all remember the endless parade of cufflinks that doubled as USB storage drives – if you missed it, it happened maybe four or five years ago and it didn’t so much resemble a parade as it did a line of preschoolers tethered together on their way to the playground. But this is Y2K12, boyo, and there’s a new breed of high-tech cufflinks in town.
We’ve all been there; wandering aimlessly up and down the grocery aisles, silently screaming, “My kingdom for an iPad dock on this shopping cart!”
Ah, the lowly 404 page. Always unwanted, sometimes humorous, but most often a dumpy-looking page like this one:
A website that maps crowd-sourced data in a disaster. A digital character that giggles when you poke his belly. And a device that allows men to menstruate.
Never in the history of cinema have we seen a film that’s almost as long as the history of cinema.
For those who believe that using the BitTorrent protocol for piracy is a young person’s game, you might want to know about a San Francisco woman risking a potential $150,000 fine for torrenting porn.
This is not what you think it is. It’s a talking robot, modeled on the human vocal system. And hey, check it out: it can sing! Kinda.
All that fine print that you and I and everyone else who’s not studying to be a lawyer skips over when installing software is called the EULA—end user license agreement. The one for Apple’s iTunes software (warning—it’s a PDF and it’s reaaaallly long) may very well contain some useful information.
A high school freshman in China apparently sold his kidney on the black market so he could buy an iPad 2. Read that again, if you must.
