#2: Jar Jar Binks (Ahmed Best), “Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace” (1999)

By Steven James Snyder | @thesnydes | June 30, 2010 | +

So grating, juvenile, silly, repetitive and distracting is Jar Jar Binks – the single worst thing ever dreamt up by George Lucas – that we have only one thing to say: At least he’s not as bad as Team Edward.

Attention online video wizards: Create the mashup. A sullen Edward emoting his ass off as Jar Jar prances around. Make it so.

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  • tereglith

    I dunno, Asoka Tano makes Jar Jar seem like Mace Windu in comparison. She’s the character from the SW franchise that I’d choose. Her voice makes my earwax liquify and pour out my ears.

  • bob3905

    Friends forced me to see this awful picture. I passed on the next two and to this day have not seen more than 15 minutes total of the following two episodes.

  • bob3905

    Honestly, all I remember is Obi-wan stumbling into some sort of factory making clones, Anakin racing around in some city chasing some broad and Obi-wan f-ing up Anakin something awful which apparently led to him getting transformed into Vader.

  • sonofmrpeanut

    I remember everything bob3905 mentioned, plus all the major lightsaber battles.

    Don’t tell me Yoda vs. Count Dooku wasn’t among the best things in the prequels, if not the best thing.

  • http://volkhavaar.wordpress.com volkhavaar

    Seeing this makes me very happy that I didn’t bother to waste my time with the prequels. Ugh.
    This, er, CREATURE’S, lines are pathetic in the extreme. What I could understand of it, that is.
    (Not that the humans’ lines are any better. Jeez, who wrote this script?)

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