Do I really even need to type anything here? We’re looking at bookends with Darth Vader’s lightsaber piercing either side, creating the illusion that he came to your house, saw your Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants book in plain sight on your bookshelf, and decided to create a paperback shish kabob. Then he got on the bus! You’d think Darth Vader would at least take a cab.
Complete with molten goop where the lightsaber makes its entry and exit, the Exclusive Illuminated Lightsaber Bookends are available from the Star Wars Shop for $50. Each bookend takes batteries, which are used to illuminate the lightsaber. Yum. Shipping starts next Wednesday.