Two Words: Zombie Jerky

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Welcome to ‘Zombie of the Week,’ folks, where each week we’ll present you with a different brain-eating member of the undead that has captured our fancy. There is no methodology to our Zombie Awesomeness meter, just our own piqued interests. Got a zombie we should see? Comment below. No zombie is too small, too short-lived, or too gross.

Zombie … jerky? I’m enticed in a disturbing, yuck yuck way.

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The blue-colored jerky goes for about $4.50 a pack, but is only found in Japan. (If you’re reading this from Japan, please send me some.) More than how much Blue #2 this will pump into my body, I’m curious as to what that package says. Transcontinental monster lore is fascinating, and judging by the fact that this particular zombie is screaming “Gauuuuuu!” and has the hair of Gene Simmons, I have a feeling Zombie Jerky is a gem for more than its blue chewy meat. (Huh. Never thought I’d write that down at work.)

What’s Japanese for “Nom nom?”

[via i09]

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