33% ($171,850 to $373,650)
Germs. They’re everywhere! And despite what all the mouth-breathing morons around you say, germs are definitely trying to kill you (and only you). You know what you need?
You need something resembling a $400 microwave that you can use to sanitize anything that’ll fit in it. And not just sanitize, but REALLY sanitize it at the nano-particle level.
You’re not crazy. People who shake hands and/or kiss each other are crazy.