Paycheck Friday: Purchasing Suggestions For Your Perusal

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79605You were initially excited to be a new parent but now that your child has grown a bit, the whole bedtime story thing is getting really old. How many times does Curious George have to put his interests in front of those of the Man in the Yellow Hat? Same story every… singe… night.

Automate your parental duties with this $80 digital pen doohickey. You read the story once into the damn pen and then your damn kid taps it on each page of the damn book to hear you read it back. One and done. It’s called technology, you dumb kid.

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