Golf! Several Totally Serious, Not Dumb Products for Your Perusal

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The UroClub: $19.95

How do I put this delicately? The UroClub sort of looks like a real golf club except you pee into it. IT IS FOR MEN ONLY.

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Sell us on this idea, UroClub!

“How many times has this happened? You’re playing 18 holes with your best buddies, drinking sport-‘ades’, water, beer, etc. You’re coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do?

The UroClub is the discrete, sanitary way for your urgent relief. Created by a Board Certified Urologist, it looks like an ordinary golf club, but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself. The UroClub is leak proof, easy to clean and no more embarrassing moments.”

The third hole has no trees or bushes? What kind of golf course is this? If it’s that crappy of a course, nobody’s going to notice you peeing on it. Bonus points for the UroClub being invented by a urologist, though. Additional negative points for the shaky grammar used in the above product description.

The UroClub features a clip-on privacy towel (thank you) and triple seal, leak proof cap (thank you again).

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