Golf! Several Totally Serious, Not Dumb Products for Your Perusal

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Off the Course Umbrella: $55

This is an umbrella and a golf club—BUT!—you can’t actually use it to play golf—BUT!—its designer got the idea from his “rainy day golf outings.”

The Off the Course Umbrella is made of steel, fiberglass, polyester and rubber and “should not be used as a golf club.” Come on!

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When a golf club is not a golf club it becomes art, as evidenced by the fact that this product is sold by the Museum of Modern Art.

Must be nice. This guy makes a golf club umbrella and it’s art—I make a golf club umbrella and everybody calls me crazy. Granted, my golf club umbrella also doubled as a UroClub, albeit without the triple-seal, leak proof cap.

I figured, hey, nobody will notice as long as it’s raining. Well, people notice. Nosy people. “Ewww, what’s that smell?” Like you can smell that, lady!

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