15% ($8,500 to $34,500)
Spiral Eraser Set: $114
Yes, your funds are limited but I bet if you sat down and took a good, hard look at your spending habits, you’d see an awful lot of entries in the “Eraser Purchases” column. Wouldn’t you? WOULDN’T YOU?!
You certainly won’t hear me telling anyone that spending $114 on 15 erasers is a bad idea. Know why? Because these erasers never wear down. That’s a one-time $114 outlay, and you’ll never have to buy another eraser again for the rest of your life. Hell, give out the other 14 erasers on special occasions like weddings, birthing ceremonies, and when you’re trying to get someone to make sweet, sweet love to you.
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