Twitter is full of bad puns, but the clever quips in Parks and Recreation writer Megan Amram’s freewheeling feed are reliably hilarious, whether she’s playing with words (“‘It’s not you, it’s me’ – DiGiorno, to delivery”) or just being silly (“I hope the Burger King and Dairy Queen have a Cheeseburger Prince”).
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