For an overweight, elderly man who subsists largely on cookies and milk, Santa is surprisingly difficult to document in the wild. The good people at OpticsPlanet are hoping to change all that with the $6,500 Santa Stakeout Kit.
Gimmicky? Sure. But – BUT! – provided you have $6,500 burning a hole in your pocket, you do get a nice assortment of more than 30 high-tech toys: a tactical vest, a night-vision trail camera, several thermal imaging devices and, of course, a mug and a thermos. You’re going to be sitting outside in your bushes for a while, in other words.
Once the holidays are over, there’s a $24,000 zombie kit and a $20,000 kit for making yourself invisible, too.
Here’s the full list of items in the Santa kit:
- Camouflage Gear
- Apparel
- Backpacks
- Hydration & Food Storage
- Camping Gear
- Hunting Gear
- Accessories
- Gen Pro Tactical Stocking with MOLLE
- Bolle Mojo Snow Ski Goggles
- Zippo Hand Warmer, Black
- Surefire P2X Fury Flashlight – Dual Output Tactical Light
- Pro Ears Pro Hear IV BTE Digital Hearing Device
- 5.11 Tactical Field Ops Watch
- Brite Strike Technologies Tactical Balls White LED Rolling Devices
- OPMOD TBO 1.0 Limited Edition Tactical Bottle Opener
- Uniden Two-Way FRS/GMRS Walkie Talkies
- OPMOD WB 1.0 Limited Edition 8x42mm Waterproof Binoculars
- Night Vision, Thermals & Cameras
- Carson OPMOD DNV 1.0 Limited Edition Mini Aura Digital Night Vision Pocket Monocular
- Elmo Indoor Day/Night Network Dome Security Camera
- Brinno TimeLapse Motion Sensor Digital Camera Bundle
- Canon EOS Rebel T4i Digital SLR Camera Kit
- FLIR Scout PS-24 Thermal Camera / Digital Thermal Imager
- Celestron C90 Mak Spotting Scope w/ Tripod
Santa Stakeout Kit [OpticsPlanet via Geekologie]