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Follow along in the above video as Ben Krasnow walks us through his Cookie Perfection Machine — a feat of human ingenuity so advanced, it’ll make you glower dubiously at every cookie you put to your lips from here until the end of days. The calendar year is 2014, but we might as well be living in 2104.
Cookie Perfection Machine [YouTube via Singularity Hub]