Microsoft’s ad doesn’t actually explain why you want to buy a Windows Phone, but it is funny.
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What If Your Smartphone Could Shape-Shift into a Stress Ball?
Imagine your phone physically transforming into a gamepad…or a stress ball.
WATCH: Oculus Rift, Omni ‘Treadmill’ Virtual Reality Demo Illustrates Why I’m Not Interested
Is Virtuix’s Omni paired with Oculus VR’s Rift the future of virtual reality gaming?
WATCH: Bethesda’s The Evil Within Teaser Trailer’s Clichés and Intriguing Bits
Nicely done, Bethesda. You got us to pay attention to something we otherwise might have tossed in the “yay, press release” bin.
Finally, an Official The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Sequel
Strap in, Nintendo- and Zelda-philes, because you definitely weren’t expecting this: a sequel to — that’s right, not a remake of — Super Nintendo phenom The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.
Video: Let’s Talk About Facebook Home
TIME Tech’s Doug Aamoth, Harry McCracken and Jared Newman discuss Facebook Home.
I Don’t Care If It’s Not Real: Bubba Watson’s Hovercraft Golf Cart
This video was posted suspiciously close to April Fools’ Day and e-mailed to our tips inbox suspiciously nonchalantly. I don’t care. I want it to be real.
WATCH: Robot Swarms of the Future (Because Sometimes It Takes a Village)
What happens when you put 40 tiny robots in a room and let them go nuts?
WATCH: Finally, Video Games You Play by Peeing
What inspired prince-of-lavatories genius came up with this: video games you play by peeing.
WATCH: Robotic Jellyfish ‘Cyro’ Could Work for Navy, Come After You
Are we ready for Cyro, a jellyfish-like robot funded by the U.S. Navy for potential future underwater surveillance?
WATCH: Finally, a Vacuum Cleaner That’s Built into a Car
Meet Honda’s 2014 Odyssey, which comes with — wait for it — the world’s first built-into-a-vehicle, crud-sucking hose.
WATCH: The Wii U’s Nifty New Speed Trick
Will wonders never cease? Nintendo’s Wii U, presently the slowest video game console when it comes to opening and closing apps — possibly in the history of video game consoles — was apparently just doused in heavy water vapors.