Zombie Tolkien Releases New Book 36 Years After Death

Truly, J.R.R. Tolkien is the Tupac Shakur of the literary world. His son Christopher has once again raided the fell barrow where his corpse resides and found still another unpublished manuscript there, entitled The Legend of Sigurd and Gudrún. It goes on sale today.

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That sounded sarcastic. The new book is definitely a legitimate, heretofore unpublished work by J.R.R. Tolkien, consisting of two long narrative poems written in a traditional Norse meter. In the introduction Christopher Tolkien quotes from a letter his father wrote to W.H. Auden in 1967, in which he described the poems as “a thing I did many years ago when trying to learn the art of writing alliterative poetry: an attempt to unify the lays about the Völsungs from the Elder Edda, written in the old eight-line fornyrðislag stanza.” These poems are that thing.

I’m not going to lie to you: they’re pretty challenging reading. The narrative is not always easy to follow. Sometimes I forget that in addition to being a fantasist, Tolkien was a hard-core philologist who really really liked Norse stuff. These poems belong more to Tolkien the philologist than Tolkien the novelist. They are way Norse. Some might say almost too Norse.

Some aspects of the poems are familiar. They deal with Odin and Loki and Thor and dragons and swords and such — Tolkien is reworking and expanding an existing Norse legend. But they’re written in a decidedly ancient idiom, with a lot of alliteration and a lot of tortured grammar:

There wrought Regin
by the red embers
rune-written iron,
rare, enchanted;
of gold things gleaming,
of grey silver,
there Fáfnir lay
by the fire dreaming.

Sometimes you get really striking images — in that passage above you feel like you’re getting a glimpse of Smaug from The Hobbit, and even the Ring itself. But sometimes things get a little bit hip-hobbit.

I’ll be interested to see how the fan community reacts. I found Tolkien’s last “new” work, The Children of Húrin, pretty rough going too, but it has sold, they tell me, more than a million copies. Maybe I should stop whining and learn to love the fornyrðislag. There’s an interview with Christopher Tolkien here in which he talks about The Legend of Sigurd and Gudrún. He also clarifies that his home is not guarded by a wild boar, in case you were in any doubt on that score.

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  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    Saying Tolkien really, really liked Norse stuff is like saying your readers really, really like BSG.

  • gmiverson

    I may have to read this.

    Church – He didn’t post fast enough. We still need to tie him down and force him to watch BSG and PBS kids programming as punishment.

  • Kemper

    Do you think Zombie Tolkien and Zombie C.S. Lewis ever get together just to discuss their love of fantasy worlds and sweet delicious brains?
    .
    (They might also chat about their favorite BSG episodes.)

  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    @Kemper – I think they’d agree on “Crossroads, Part II,” for obvious reasons. (Well, obvious to us, not to Lev.)

  • gmiverson

    We should have Zombie Tolkien and Zombie C.S. Lewis wrestle Zombie Shakespeare for the title of Dead Literary Heavyweights.

  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    @gmiverson – HEY! Don’t forget Zombie Jane Austen!

  • Kemper

    It’d all be over the second that Zombie Ernest Hemingway shows up with his shotgun…..

  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    I just have to point out that while Lev is doing his high and mighty Timey-whimey things, we’re pitching zombified literary figures in undeath-matches.
    .
    *sniff* I love you guys.

  • gmiverson

    @Church – Oh sorry, can’t forget her with Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Yes, she’s definitely in, but let’s be clear here – it’s only for this ONE novel. The rest only turn you into zombies with all the drivel.

    Oh and the feeling is mutual.

    @Kemper – Not necessarily, he’d probably try killing himself again, only to fail miserably with humorous results.

  • Kemper

    @gmiverson – Actually, now that I think about it. I think Hemingway went with a headshot when he checked out. So if we’re assuming Romero zombie rules, (And why wouldn’t we?)then it was Game Over when he pulled the trigger. So I think Zombie Hemingway is out of the running.
    .
    So now my money is on Zombie Mark Twain.

  • walkinghbomb

    Zombie Frank Herbert, anyone?

  • gmiverson

    @Kemper – At least Zombie Mark Twain is good for a witty moan or two. He’s not a bad choice since the scholars are still debating the existence of Zombie Shakespeare (quoth the Simpsons: Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?). Speaking of The Simpsons, how about Zombie Homer (I mean The Odyssey and the Iliad Homer, not Simpson)?

  • gmiverson

    @walkinghbomb – Been there Dune that. Ba dum tish.

  • dennitzio

    I see your zombie Tolkien and raise you lich Gygax. Eat my aura of horra!

  • strawmn

    @gmiverson – But if we let in zombie Homer, in fairness we have to consider zombie Virgil, zombie Plato – the list goes on. And they’d never last. Too lightweight.

  • gmiverson

    @strawmn – Alright, I suppose we’ll keep it to authors within the last few hundred years.

  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    @dennitizio – Feh. I see your Gygax and raise (see what I did there?) Dave Arneson astride a Zombie Prismatic Dragon!
    .
    Set and match.

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  • dennitzio

    @church – Nice move with Arneson. But you celebrate too soon! You clearly weren’t expecting me to bring out the Lovecraft Brain in a Jar! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undead_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)#Brain_in_a_Jar) A mind thrust makes Arneson file a frivolous lawsuit! Psionic blast makes the zombie prismatic dragon go pale!
    .
    For the record, I said “raise” first. Also for the record, I missed the pun entirely.

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  • lostepic

    After first trudging through the Silmarillion then appreciating it, Children of Hurin was not too difficult save for remembering where the story fits in the Silmarillion lore. As for The legend of Sigurd and Gudron, I would be interested to read it. I will not proclaim to be a avid reader of ancient texts or stories written as such and deal with archaic languages but I did and still do enjoy the works like Beowulf, Iliad, Aenaid etc…

  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    @dennitzio – You’re countering zombies with a brain in a jar? I think we need a ruling on this one.

  • spazticarwen

    Zombie Marry Shelly rises from the grave with bolts of electricity shooting from her neck.

  • gmiverson

    @Church – Zombies win, hands down. First, Zombies eat brains, it’s like an open Snickers bar lying around asking to be consumed. Second, the brain has no way to defend physically. Third, it may have made a mind thrust but would it have much effect on an undead brain? Especially given that undead mind is focused on eating brains.

  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    @gmiverson – My thinking exactly. It’s like trying to fend off sharks with sushi.

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  • dennitzio

    @church, @gmiverson – but what if that sushi was fugu! Hm, I wonder if a shark can eat puffer fish and not get poisoned.

  • republibotthreepointoh

    You know, I had no intention of reading this – I’m not much in to Fantasy – but if this is Norse stuff, I’m totally in! You know know, for as popular and influential as Norse Mythology is, most people don’t realize that Snorri Sturluson really only recorded two albums, and only one of ‘em was the good stuff about Odin screwing around with his lunk-headed son Thor. (I love that story!) And let’s face it, it gets old reading the same stories over and over for a thousand years. So if JRRT decided to write some new old myths, I’m all in.

    Now if they’d just publish his damn translation of Beowulf, my pretentious duties for the day would be complete. But, alas, it remains unavailable so I have to do this instead:

    Lev, don’t let them fool you in to watching BSG! Yes, there are some really good episodes, but the whole thing falls apart in the end so badly it kind of undoes all the good that came before.

    Ok, daily pretentious duties are now discharged.

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    Zombie Shakespeare tears off his mask to become zombie Francis Bacon, distracting everyone while half cryogenically frozen Walt Disney jumps in and releases a demon horde of disney movie spin-off book authors, who were zombies to begin with, and during the epic battle that ensues, everyone dies. Again.

  • Cliff

    They are way Norse. Some might say almost too Norse.
    .
    “Too Norse” is a phrase used exclusively by girly-men who love to braid the manes of their pet ponies.

  • republibotthreepointoh

    The “Zombie Francic Bacon” thing killed me. Good one!

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    @republibotthreepointoh: say it isnt so. say it isnt so.
    How about Zombie John Locke, oh wait, wrong blog. Lost already explored that idea. Ok how about Zombie Voltaire. Now that oughta shake things up.

  • republibotthreepointoh

    Not bad. I was thinking more “Zombie Cabaret Voltaire,” but then I realized no one would notice, so really your way is better.

    Zombie Frankenstein?

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