Google is The Matrix

googletrix

It’s true! Google needs us to provide energy to the system, which it gets whenever we use the Web. And, to get us to use the Web even more, it keeps giving us cooler and cooler, free stuff.  Search, email, then Docs. And now?

Google Voice, which I’ve been playing with today. It’s almost as useful as Search. And soon, just like Search, we will all be doing it, feeding the Beast, enjoying the illusion of free stuff.

There’s only one way to stop it: Aluminum foil hats.

Also: Happy birthday, Lev! Forty is a picnic, a nude romp in the park, compared to 50, my friend…

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  • lostepic

    an image of a 50 year old guy running through the park was the last mental image I needed today.

  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    I prefer to romp on my lawn.
    .
    And no, you can’t.

  • alaskanturkey

    Who are you?
    .
    Also, who are you?

  • lostepic

    forgive me. I failed to mention in this mental image the guy is nude. “shivers”

  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    @alaskanturkey
    That’s Josh.
    .
    He’s the Cinderella of the group. Envied for his full, rich head of hair.

  • tereglith

    I suppose he could grow a full set of non-splotchy facial hair if he wanted, too?

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