Google is The Matrix

googletrix

It’s true! Google needs us to provide energy to the system, which it gets whenever we use the Web. And, to get us to use the Web even more, it keeps giving us cooler and cooler, free stuff.  Search, email, then Docs. And now?

Google Voice, which I’ve been playing with today. It’s almost as useful as Search. And soon, just like Search, we will all be doing it, feeding the Beast, enjoying the illusion of free stuff.

There’s only one way to stop it: Aluminum foil hats.

Also: Happy birthday, Lev! Forty is a picnic, a nude romp in the park, compared to 50, my friend…

Related Topics: News
  • Latest on Techland

    Soulo

    Review: Soulo Converts iPad into Karaoke Machine

    Karaoke lovers typically fall into two categories: Those who enjoy it, and those whose arms have to be twisted to get up and sing in public. Enter Soulo, a software and microphone kit that can turn an iPad or other Apple device into a karaoke machine. It gives you instant karaoke in the privacy of your own home, or wherever you carry your Apple gadgets. That’s the idea, anyway.

    The Thermostat WarsSlate

    Robert Galbraith / REUTERS

    FBI File on Steve Jobs Probed Apple Founder’s Drug Use, Character

    The FBI’s 191-page file on the late Steve Jobs — released Thursday — reveals that the feds were keenly interested in the Apple founder’s character, as well as his past drug use and criminal history.

  • lostepic

    an image of a 50 year old guy running through the park was the last mental image I needed today.

  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    I prefer to romp on my lawn.
    .
    And no, you can’t.

  • alaskanturkey

    Who are you?
    .
    Also, who are you?

  • lostepic

    forgive me. I failed to mention in this mental image the guy is nude. “shivers”

  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    @alaskanturkey
    That’s Josh.
    .
    He’s the Cinderella of the group. Envied for his full, rich head of hair.

  • tereglith

    I suppose he could grow a full set of non-splotchy facial hair if he wanted, too?

blog comments powered by Disqus