“When Will,” a Poem by Google’s Little Search Suggestions Thingy

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I’ve been trying out some old-school Ask.com natural language queries on Google lately. This little gem sprang up fully-formed when I was in the middle of typing “When will the Narnia books be in the public domain”? (Answer: 2033.) I reproduce it here verbatim. Notice how the last stanza gently reprises the themes of the first …

“When Will”

When will I die
When will the world end
When will I get my tax refund
When will Twilight be on DVD

When will the recession end
When will the economy get better
When will Windows 7 be released
When will I get married

When will I die quiz
When will Twilight come out on DVD