The Lost Symbol: SO DARK THE CON OF DAN

Yesterday at 10 AM I got an e-mail saying that a copy of The Lost Symbol would be arriving momentarily, by messenger. Yesterday at 3:30 PM I finally trudged over to the Random House building, flagged down a publicity assistant, and actually got a copy. (The messenger copy eventually did show up, at 5:00.) At 9:30 last night, I filed my review.

It’s here.

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For obvious reasons the style is a bit looser than my usual Time reviews. It reminded me of the bad old days of speed-reviewing Harry Potter. Though reviewing Brown is a lot easier. Here’s the nub:

What he did for Christianity in Angels & Demons and The Da Vinci Code, Brown is now trying to do for America: reclaim its richness, its darkness, its weirdness. It’s probably a quixotic effort, but it is nevertheless touchingly valiant. We’re not just overweight tourists in T-shirts and fanny packs, he says. Our history is as sick and weird as anybody’s! There’s signal in the noise, order in the chaos! It just takes a degree from a nonexistent Harvard department to see it.

The one thing I left out of that review, in order not to be spoilery, and kind of mean, is that book’s ending is … really not good. Say what you like about The Da Vinci Code — say it damn you, say it! — the Grail thing at the end was a nice reveal. There isn’t much in Freemasonry, let alone noetic “science,” that can carry that kind of emotional weight.

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  • Kemper

    Didn’t National Treasure already do the faux-history of America as a Freemason conspiracy plot? I thought if you were going to steal, you were supposed to steal from the best, not Nicolas Cage…

  • http://www.twitter.com/leverus Lev Grossman

    Hey man. Just put the bunny … back in the box.

  • Kemper

    So Dark the Con-Air of Man.

  • meredith81

    Kemper, that’s exactly what I thought when I heard he was doing a book on the Masonic thing.
    .
    Am I the only one who doesn’t get why Dan Brown is such a big deal?

  • alaskanturkey

    For revealing the secrets of the Stonecutters Brown will pay the “ultimate price.”

  • http://www.twitter.com/leverus Lev Grossman

    I hear he’s doing a sequel where Langdon takes on the No Homers club.

  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    Dan Brown is such a hack that I can’t even come up with a BSG reference.

    OK, maybe he could have penned “Black Market.” BOOYAH Dan Brown! IN YOUR FACE! You liked “The Woman King” DIDN’T YOU!? DIDN’T YOU!!!

  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    Incidently, I refuse to click through any Time.com sites anymore. Webmonkeys gone wild and all that.

    It’s only b/c I have a man-crush on Lev that I even tolerate the BS on this site. (One bounce, hit cancel, scroll to comments.)

  • byron12

    He is a hack. I feel sorry for Lev for having to speed read his latest.

    I’ve been gone from this site for a while — has anyone said just how fricking awesome The Magicians is? Cuz it is. Going to war with graph paper, screwing she-wolves — now that’s what I call l fantasy. I put that the s right up there with threesomes with Lucy Lawless and a hot blonde robot who’s also a genocidal religious fanatic. And that is high praise indeed.

  • tyrantking

    I’m using the latest Firefox with the latest adblock plus and I have no idea what you’re talking about.

  • http://youtube.com/churchhatestucker Church

    Two words: “Magic Missile” Oh yeah. (“Jim’s Magic Missile” would have been better, but I’ll take what I can get.)

  • dennitzio

    I was totally blown away when I read The DaVinci Code, after all the hoopla (but before the movie). It was, second perhaps to Christopher Paulini’s books, the book that most deserved to be in Billy Crystal’s class from Throw Momma From The Train.

    Guess if this is from the movie or the book:

    “Dive… DIVE” yelled the captain through the thing. So the captain pressed a button, or something, and it dove. And the enemy was foiled again!

  • anon76

    I’m on Safari and I know EXACTLY what you’re talking about (except for the part about having a man-crush on Lev).

  • Cliff

    My mom talked me into reading a Dan Brown book about the NSA and codebreaking. The nausea and the cramps became too violent about halfway through and I had to burn the book, then bury the ashes in an unmarked grave in the desert.

    So forgive me if I don’t go snag this little treasure up from the nearest Barnes and Noble (although, weirdly, the noetic science sounds like the most interesting part to me).

  • Cliff

    So Lev’s stuff is good? I’ll have to check it out, good fantasy is hard to find. (F*cking R.A. Salvatore.)

  • http://www.simonvinkenoog.nl/beeld/Yogi%20-%20Annelies%20Rigter.jpg yogi

    Hah! I read that book too and had the same feelings. Although I think I finished reading it because I was stuck on an airplane, needless to say, I’m no longer allowed to fly.

  • Cliff

    Were you like the guy on the plane in that Twilight Zone episode, all going nuts, all trying to open the door to toss the infernal thing out?
    .
    Because that’s how I would be.

  • geekygirluk

    I’m coming slightly late here but I can’t express my happiness and relief that you all feel the same about that talentless moron. I also know the brain pain of reading that load of stinking horse manure that was Digital Fortress. I read that and the Da Vinci Code (and only read DVC because I thought “he might have improved”) and at times was actually shouting at the books.

    What I don’t understand is that if his characters are such absolute geniuses (genii?) why can’t they do the exact thing they are supposed to be so bloody good at? And if he’s such a good writer, why can you see his ‘plot twists’ coming a light year away? He seems to be writing books for adults with a reading age of 7!

    Sorry to rant but I loathe Dan Brown. I feel that he is actively contributing to the dumbing down of humanity and must be culled. I’m not usually so extreme about these things, but people read his books in their millions and think they’re *learning* something.

  • idios216

    Lev,
    I see you place no value on the book. Do you feel the same way about some of the ideas it contains?
    Reason I’m asking is to find out where you are at in the many general subjects?
    Yeah, I know, far out.
    I still would like to hear what your thoughts might be.
    Thank you.

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