The 10 Greatest Games for the Apple II

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All the old people in the house say yeah!

The Apple II is the most underrated gaming platform of the 1980’s. People — me included —  talk a lot about the greatness of the Atari 2600, but I owe just as much of my gaming DNA to our Apple IIe, with its 64KB RAM — that comes standard, folks — and its revolutionary four-way cursor control.

We had a IIe that sat in the corner of our kitchen, right next to a nice heating vent that you could warm your feet on, and tricked out with a dee-luxe green-on-black monitor. I fed it 5 1/4-inch floppies. It fed me joy. Except when PFS Write ate my social studies paper.

Below are my top 10 Apple II games. This is not a particularly comprehensive survey, as it’s based on the subset of all Apple II games that I could get my hands on when I was in junior high, which was large but not definitive. (Also n.b., I skipped some games, like Zork, which were on every platform and hence not particularly representative of the Apple II gaming experience in particular.)

1. Lode Runner. You could dig left, and you could dig right, and you could run, and you could climb. This was a game mechanic refined into a state of narcotic purity. Well do I remember the agony of the Runner who started digging his hole too late, and wound up getting rushed by the bad guys, who stepped contemptuously over his half-dug hole.

I also remember the triumph of the one kid in our class who figured out that you could jump on the head of a falling bad guy, in mid-air, to cross otherwise uncrossable gaps. Reader, I was that kid.

2. Ultima IV: Quest of the Avatar. The graphics were one step up from ASCII. The action was one step up from epic. I got deeply, deeply lost in the Ultima IV world, in a way I rarely have in any world in any medium since. I should probably have put it first on this list, except that all that ethical stuff about the avatar kinda grated on me. But the game’s ambitions were huge, and its achievement towering. All hail Lord British. (Incredibly, my brother would go on to work on Ultima Underworld II. Had we but known.)

3. Bolo. I don’t meet a lot of people who know Bolo, which was a tank game for the Apple II. I can’t even find a decent link for it. This was a game written by somebody who really knew the machine they were writing for: seriously fast action, smooth scrolling, elegant graphics and surprisingly nice AI enemies. The real mind-boggling fact about this game, to me, was that it randomly generated a new maze for every game, which at the time seemed like black magic. I reached a pinnacle of skill at Bolo that I’ve never achieved in any other field of endeavor. Even blogging.

4. Robotron. This was probably the best arcade port there was for the Apple II. Even though you didn’t have the double-joystick action of the arcade version, Robotron had a distinctive, unique savor on the Apple II it didn’t have on other platforms. There was something authentically alien about the weird way those bastards swarmed you. My sister was great at this one — I remember watching her enter a mystical trance state of ultimate Robotronic consciousness as she powered through levels I never even knew existed.

5. Choplifter. Somehow they really got a fluid, lifelike feel to the way the helicopter banked and turned in this game. You could almost feel the air under your rotor blades. The object, of course, was to fly your helicopter low and at an angle, so your rotor blades cut off the heads of the little guys you were supposed to be rescuing, while you sang “Ride of the Valkyries.”

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oldgamer
oldgamer

The tank in Star Blazer took exactly a quarter of a second to kill! Also, Wizardry did not suck.

BryanG
BryanG

Great article!  I grew up with an Apple IIe in the house as well and love the nostalgia of old computer gaming.  Spent many hours playing a variety of games that I thought should be worth mentioning, in the event that anyone else might be looking for more after whetting their appetite on your article...My favorites include Ultima I-IV, Chivalry, Conan, Karateka, Hard Hat Mac, Transylvania, Crypt of Medea and Stephen King's The Mist.  I was elated to find Virtual ][, a mac-based Apple II emulator recently and have been playing some of the old games.  The emulator is great, and I highly recommend it to anyone who longs to relive their good ol' days!

abubin
abubin

what plugin did you use for separating your article into 2 pages? Standard WP does not have this good look and I have been searching for hours and still can't find something like this.

AdamColbert
AdamColbert

You mentioned not being able to find a good link for Bolo. Unrelatedly, a few days ago I stumbled across virtualapple.org where you can play all Apple 2 games (through a Firefox plugin), and Bolo is on there ---> .org/bolodisk.html  :)


I was incredibly ecstatic at finding that site, personally, because it was FINALLY tangible proof for that runaway slave gave, Freedom!, which according to wikipedia was taken off the market for being racially offensive......which would explain why I'd had a LOT of difficulty finding traces of it ANYWHERE. I played it in 4-5 grade, but instead of it being racist I just remember it being incredibly hard, not racist!

I am currently in search of some kind of "build a paper rocket and customize it to launch the farthest" game, as well as one that there are 30 students, you assign a brush/floss/flouride schedule for them (yes, you can see the fun beginning now), and it would time lapse over a month and show the progression of cavities. Of course, you're SUPPOSED to find that "magic combination" to get the fewest number of cavities, but we had quite more fun playing in the opposite.