How much of a dummy do you have to be to require a FarmVille For Dummies book? Apparently there are enough people out there who are having trouble with FarmVille to warrant an entire book to be published.
It won’t be available until mid-February, which would actually give you enough time to read all there is to know about FarmVille and set yourself up with quite a thriving virtual farm. You could almost work on a real farm between now and then and get enough experience to start your own farm in real life!
That, or wait for the FarmVille book. That’s probably easiest.
Amazon has it on pre-order for just over $13.
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