Paycheck Friday! Purchasing Suggestions for Your Perusal

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33% ($174,400 to $379,150)

stressvest

Paintball (Except with Real Guns): $2,500

Let’s be honest: Paintball is fun, but it’s a) messy and b) you get paint everywhere (see “a”). Why not throw down on the Stress Vest instead?

It’s like laser tag—which is like paintball—except you use real guns (not a typo) and each successful shot “delivers either a vibration or an adjustable shock that gets worse with each hit and tops out at 4,500 volts.”

To be fair, you’re using “a crazy laser insert that goes into a REAL GUN and emits a laser burst every time you pull the trigger”—not real bullets, of course. Real bullets wouldn’t be any less messy than paintball.

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