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Confessions of a Left-Handed Technology User

When it comes to computers, southpaws are faced by a vast right-hand conspiracy.

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Microsoft's 1993 "Microsoft Mouse 2.0" -- supposedly equally pleasing in either hand, but with suspiciously right-handed curves

The first time I realized I was different from other boys and girls was in kindergarten, when I discovered I couldn’t cut with the same scissors they used. Learning to write was a challenge, since my hand dragged through whatever I’d just put on paper, obstructing my view and smearing the ink. Setting a watch was impossible without taking it off since the crown was on the wrong side.

Yep — like roughly 10% of other humans, I was born left-handed. I don’t mean to whine: It’s a minor inconvenience rather than a misery-inducing burden.

Besides, we southpaws manage to do okay for ourselves. We’ve held the U.S. presidency for 23 out of the past 31 years. Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga are both lefties. So are Oprah and Prince William. We’re good at baseball, tennis and fencing.

Bottom line: If some pharmaceutical company invented a miracle pill which could instantly make me right-handed — let’s call it Dextora — I wouldn’t take it.

(MORE: Happy International Left-Handers Day! Celebrate Your Right to Be Left)

But when you’re left-handed, you do learn to live with all the subtle little reminders that the world is designed for the right-handed majority. They’re everywhere, and they’re especially pervasive when it comes to PCs and related products.

Consider the evidence:

  • Things like power buttons and disk-drive eject buttons are usually on the right side, so they’re easy to reach with your right index finger.
  • Laptop optical drives are usually on the right side of the case.
  • Numeric keypads? Right side. Always, in the case of laptops. (Desktop PC-using lefthanders are able to rustle up keyboards with left-handed numeric keypads if they feel strongly enough about the matter.)
  • The control panels on printers are often to the right of the paper trays. Exactly where you’d want them to be if you’re standing in front of a printer and are right-handed.
Fujitsu

Fujitsu

About the only enduring thing we left-handed PC users have had going for us is the QWERTY keyboard layout. It’s delightfully southpaw-friendly, with the majority of the most-used letters on the left side. Which helps to explain why I’ve always felt so much more comfortable typing than I have writing with a pen or a pencil — even though I don’t know how to touch type.

August Dvorak’s famous alternative keyboard layout was designed, in part, to eliminate QWERTY’s leftward tendencies, therefore making typing easier and more efficient for the vast majority of people who happen to be right-handed. I’m happy that it never caught on with the masses, even if 90% of the masses might be better served by it.

Douglas Engelbart's mouse

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The mouse, on the other hand, is the poster child for the PC’s determinedly right-handed bias. The early days were fine: Beginning with Douglas Engelbart’s original model and continuing through early commercial versions from Microsoft and Apple, mice were symmetrical and therefore ambidextrous. (Multi-button mice did assume that you were holding the mouse with your right hand and pressing the left-most button with your index finger to click, but this was easily reversible through software.)

It’s true that in 1987, when I bought my first computer that came with a mouse — a Commodore Amiga 500 — I moused with my right hand. It wasn’t because the mouse itself wasn’t lefty-friendly, though. It was because the mouse used a serial connection, and the Amiga’s serial ports were all on the far right-hand side of the case, where they’d be convenient for right-handed people. There was no way to snake the mouse over to the computer’s other side and still have enough cord left to use it.

Bill Gates

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When I ditched my Amiga for a PC clone in 1991, I switched to using the mouse with my left hand, and never went back. But it wasn’t always easy. In 1993, Microsoft — then as now one of the leading manufacturers of mice — reengineered its mouse in a way that I found distinctly lefthander-hostile.

The company’s “Microsoft Mouse 2.0” was asymmetric and kidney-bean shaped, curving inward on left to create a comfy spot for your right thumb to rest as you used it. If you were right-handed, it was probably a joy. If you were a lefty, it wasn’t completely unusable, but it certainly didn’t feel like it was designed with your hand in mind.

Here’s the bizarre part: Microsoft claimed that this mouse, which was so obviously sculpted to fit the right hand, was in fact equally pleasing for lefthanders. It was a little like Nike announcing that it had designed a sneaker which was a perfect fit on either foot.

Microsoft Mouse

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Just looking at the Microsoft Mouse 2.0 promo presentation from 1995, I see telltale signs of the mouse’s right-centrism. The presentation includes reassuring words for lefthanders, and shows the mouse being used in the left hand. But the hand model who’s using it left-handed is wearing his watch on his left wrist — clear evidence that he’s a righty trying to pass as a lefty.

A few years later, as Microsoft released new mice based on the same general form factor, I sometimes found myself on the receiving end of sales pitches by Microsoft input-device product managers. They’d explain to me how a mouse was elegantly shaped to fit the hand and invite me to try it out. I’d melodramatically plop my left palm on it, showing that it wasn’t designed for me. Oftentimes I felt like I was dealing with someone who’d never actually met a left-handed person before.

As recently as 2004, Microsoft reiterated the notion that the Microsoft Mouse 2.0 worked fine in both hands. And it’s continued to sell direct descendants of it, such as the Microsoft Comfort Mouse 6000. But the company says this mouse is for right-handed use, and it places extra buttons on the left-hand side so you can press them with your right thumb. Sorry, southpaws: No comfort for you.

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danieladougan
danieladougan

Back in 2012, a company called Genius demonstrated a 2-in-1 keyboard/touchpad combination in which the touchpad sat on a track. It could be removed from the right side and moved over to the left side with the track slid over -- or the touchpad could be used independently of the keyboard. This idea was, er, GENIUS to me.


But it was never mass produced. I contacted the company about it, and they said the project got scrapped. 

SaraHagan
SaraHagan

Wearing a watch on the left wrist doesn't mean they don't use the mouse left handed. I'm right handed, but I play games and use my mouse for other general purposes with my left hand. If I wore watches, my watch would be on my left wrist. I'm not ambidextrous, I can't comfortably write with either hand, but when my dad taught me to play PC games, he taught me his way which was to use the left hand for the mouse.

I didn't know any better, and although it's difficult to find a good mouse for a left handed gamer, I find I have an advantage when it comes to using my keyboard with my right hand. I can easily press the shift, ctrl, and tab keys at the same time as I'm using WASD. I can't even figure out how to do that comfortably with my left hand. Using spacebar with my pinky (usually to jump, but I can always use a different button if I want) isn't too uncomfortable. I can keep my left hand on my mouse while I use the NUM pad, which is another thing I find useful. And as far as laptops go, I don't have to move my mouse out the way to open the CD tray. :)

People ask me all the time how I can play left handed, especially since I am actually right handed, but I find it very easy. Not only because it's what I was taught. Using the keyboard with my right hand for games just feels more natural with easier access to other keys.

MaryPaisly
MaryPaisly

I taught myself to be ambidextrous and I can now use the computer mouse with either hand equally well. Whenever one hand gets tired, I just switch to the other one!

daxchunjae99
daxchunjae99

I'm ambidextrous and that's the best. When I was little I had to convince my parents that being left handed was better for my handwriting. Along the years, I switched back and forth and I thank the lucky stars above for this gift. Why?

One day in Class I was doing homework with my left and and taking notes with my right and I got caught. Seems like a petty offense outside of School but this was a very serious matter on School grounds. However, the Instructor was so impressed with my attempt at multi-tasking  that he gave me a reprieve! I will never forget that incident and to this day I like to write with both hands just to break the ice, flirt with girls, show-off, or just exercise my boredom! 

Anyways, I found out 10% of our population are left handed, but only 1% of the population are truly ambidextrous. In other words, there's 7 Billion people on this Planet; 300 Million people in United States. That means  only 70 Million people on this Planet are ambidextrous and only 3 Million in USA. Now that's gifted!  ^_^  ~Cheers

robberrones
robberrones

Being a lefty, I'm used to it. From the scissors in kindergarten to can openers, you just adapt. It is just something we lefties deal with. It makes us better adapters.

WillD2
WillD2

Wearing your watch on your left hand is NOT a tell-tale sign of right-handedness. I am ambidextrous and I wear my watch on my left hand. Some things I can do equally well with both hands, some things left only, and believe it or not, some things right only.

Game Center Games
Game Center Games

I never really thought about that before. That would be crazy to have to reach over to the right side of everything when you are left handed. I feel bad that they don't try to meet your needs better. You would think 10% of people would be a large enough pool of people. 

briwayjones
briwayjones

I think biologically there are a lot more left-handed people than statistics show.  I think many parents and adults teach kids to be right-handed without even realizing it.

Obzervur
Obzervur

I think some of this could be learned behavior.  I'm right handed but my father was left handed.  I deal cards left handed and in archery I hold the bow in my right hand but draw the arrow back with my left hand.  The arrow rests to the right of the bow. I have more grip strength in my left hand.  If my wife wants me to open a tight jar, the lid is in my left hand. There are several other things I in reverse of what other people do, but I can't think of them at this time. I still wear my watch on my left hand.  I have had cataract surgery with each replacement lens to a different prescription. The doctor asked : which one do you want your long distance eye and which do you want to be your reading close.  I chose left for reading eye and right for my shooting eye.

Charles Boyer
Charles Boyer

I'm left handed and am hamstrung a lot more often by writing on a whiteboard or with slower drying ink on paper than I am a mouse or a design's form factor.  In fact, the only real pain for me was the iPhone 4's antenna flaw -- being left-handed, I very naturally shieled out by coverage.  And that was solved with a bumper on the phone...

Carlos Q. Coutinho
Carlos Q. Coutinho

Try being a guitar player.  I had to pay $680 in 1985 to get a guitar left handed.  Strangely, since I'm so use to playing guitar left handed and my fret hand is my right hand, mousing with my right hand doesn't seem unnatural.

Annoyingly, the only thing I can think of that available (almost) equally right or left handed are bows (as in archery).  Fred Bear, the founder of Bear Archery shot left handed so every single Bear bow is available lefty...and shooting a bow is one of the few things I do right handed.

James MacFarlane
James MacFarlane

Try any Adobe product. With your left hand on the mouse, try using copy/paste. The left-handed shortcut is CTRL+INS/SHIFT+INS. This works on virtually every windows application, EXCEPT those made by Adobe where you are forced to use the right-handed CTRL+C/CTRL+V, which is virtually impossible to do with your left hand on the mouse. As a web UI dev, this is a complete pain is the ass.

Matt Stedman
Matt Stedman

And bullet proof, it's all we buy now days.

Matt Stedman
Matt Stedman

If you have actually used a Palm Pilot, you would know they have a left handed mode that moved the scroll bars to the left hand side. I will give the older MS mice, they sucked for lefties. The buttons on the left of the keyboard, where else do you want them? In the middle? 

neploxo
neploxo

The biggest current offender is the Nintendo Wii controller, which is touted as usable in either hand. However, it includes a wrist strap that, if you use your left hand, makes it impossible to rotate the controller for certain games without removing the strap and replacing it on the right (er, wrong) wrist.

I wouldn't call the iPhone *completely* left-friendly.  The volume buttons and silent switch are on the left side, convenient if you're holding it in your right hand, but a little more awkward as they require the use of your thumb when holding the phone in your left hand. Also, when you are using the camera and rotate the phone, those buttons can be used to snap photos, conveniently placed for access to the right index finger, not the left.

Guest
Guest

I have a couple comments about this article.  First I don't want to be

compared to Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Oprah or Prince William.

Second I think you need to pay attention a little more.  Twice you

reference people not being left-handed because they have their watch on

their left arm.  When in fact most if not nearly all left-handed people

wear their watches on their left arm.  Righties wear their watches on

their left arm because it's not their dominate arm, is less used and

therefore the watch will take less abuse on the left arm.  But us

left-handers being on the right side of our mind think differently and

have different logic processes than right handed people.  Lefties think

simply, I'm left handed so I should wear my watch on my left arm.  I

actually see more right-handed people wearing their watches on their

right arm than I see left-handed people doing so.

 

briwayjones
briwayjones

I have a couple comments about this article.  First I don't want to be compared to Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Oprah or Prince William.

Second I think you need to pay attention a little more.  Twice you reference people not being left-handed because they have their watch on their left arm.  When in fact most if not nearly all left-handed people wear their watches on their left arm.  Righties wear their watches on their left arm because it's not their dominant arm, is less used and therefore the watch will take less abuse on the left arm.  But us left-handers being on the right side of our mind think differently and have different logic processes than right-handed people.  Lefties think simply, I'm left handed so I should wear my watch on my left arm.  I actually see more right-handed people wearing their watches on their right arm than I see left-handed people doing so.

deltalmg
deltalmg

Wearing your watch on the left hand proves you are right handed? If Steve Jobs was really ambidextrous how would having a watch on the left wrist prove anything? It could just have easily been on the right though fashion norm is that it be on the left. So unless you have a reason too (left handed and care enough to break with convention) you'd put the watch on the left.

Rickygervais
Rickygervais

My cell phone almost gets it right.  The camera lens is in the upper left corner of the rear panel however, so that when I am using it as a phone it is right under my index finger.  And when I hold the phone horizontally with that my the bottom buttons on my left, the toolbar is still on my right.  Fortunately, I've installed a custom ROM which has some adjustments for left-handed use.

txarchi
txarchi

I am a lefty who proudly uses my right hand for the mouse.  I can actually multitask and write things down with my left hand as I use my right on the mouse.  I am in a design orientated field dominated with lefties and the majority of us find it silly to tinker with a "left handed mouse."  I can use any computer without making a production of moving the mouse or (as this author seems to infer) carry around my favorite little left handed mouse. 

I wear my watch on my right hand but I guess since I bought a modern one that I don't need to wind each night, it has never bothered me.  Im glad I have a heightened sense of motor skills so that I am not so dependent on my left hand to do everything.

I think I might even use both hands equally when I sneeze.  And I can wave with both as well.  Phew!

minnesota linux
minnesota linux

This whole article seems to be about mice.  I know it isn't, and i hate non-symetrical mice as well (oh that stupid [Back] button has erased so many emails!), but us lefties have far more annoyances than just mice.  Tech comes in many forms.  Couldn't the author perhaps mention lawn mower pull cords?  Guitars and pianos?  kitchen utensil handles?  Can openers?  old cordless phones with the [Hangup] button right where my jaw rests?

AndrewRead
AndrewRead

I am a left-handed right hand mouser.  I have had to stop wearing a wristwatch as the buckle digs into my right wrist when using the mouse.  I disagree that tablets and smartphones are neutral - I can only switch my iPhone on be swiping from left to right if I hold my iPhone in my right hand.  If I hold my iPhone in my left hand then I need both hands to switch it on.  Also, the volume and mute buttons on an iPhone 4 are located under your index finger if you hold the phone in your right hand.

Jeffrey
Jeffrey

I disagree with the iPad assessment. I find some apps are designed specifically with the right hander in mind.  Specifically Reeder, an otherwise great RSS reader app, has the control panel on the left side, which makes it difficult hold with the right hand and control, while using your left hand for writing notes, or something.

I'm a lefty on almost everything, but I do mouse (and golf) righty. It seems I want to hold my iPad with my right hand most of the time, which I can't tell if that makes me a righty or a lefty with that device.

Ron Johnson
Ron Johnson

Microsoft's Basic Optical  Mouse is symmetric (and cheap).

Andrew Somerville
Andrew Somerville

I'm a lefty, and for my entire life I've worn my watch on my left hand. Most of these examples seem to me to be fringe cases. What does it matter which side the DVD drive is on? It's not like it requires a great deal of dexterity to use it. 

Trust me, most left handers are not nearly this desperate to fabricate injustice.

Edmund Singleton
Edmund Singleton

Being left handed is a little like being gay in a straight world...

Stat Viewer
Stat Viewer

I've always found it advantageous to use my non-dominant hand for the mouse.  This saves my dominant hand for writing down notes.  Certainly before the optical mouse, it was quite annoying to have to move the mouse and mousepad away before writing.  Thus, as a righty I always use my left hand for the mouse.  This is of course the same reason why I wear my watch on my left hand -- too annoying to have it clang against the desk while writing... 

SaraHagan
SaraHagan

@Stat Viewer When I am playing games or browsing, I use my left hand too, despite being a righty. It makes more sense to me to have my right hand using the keyboard because it has better access to the TAB, Shift, and Ctrl keys on the left which is what many games require you to use. Plus, I can use my mouse AND the numpad at the same time. Aside from wishing there were more left handed mice because I get sick of ambidextrous mice having buttons on BOTH sides which causes me to always accidentally press the ones on the left of the mouse (yet I don't want a mouse with zero extra buttons on the side), I'm glad I was taught to play left handed.

harrymccracken
harrymccracken

Also, btw, I'm not insisting that all left-handers wear their watches on their right hand. Plenty of us wear it on the left hand, mouse with the right hand, etc. And as I mentioned, I cut with my right hand. But in cases where we do the opposite of righties, it isn't a silly affectation; it's logic.

lokiii
lokiii

No big deal.  Being a lefty does come with perks.  You are almost ambidexterous by default, you can drive right handed people nuts in sports, and real handy in fist fights.

David Hamilton
David Hamilton

When Microsoft launched their asymmetric mouse, with the statement that it was just as good for left-handers, my response was:

"In that case, why isn't it curved the other way?"!

Your comments about trackpads being more left-hander-friendly are absolutely true: I'd pretty much got used to using a mouse with my right hand, but since using laptops I've reverted: I now have a trackpad on the left side of my desktop and have never tried it on the right.

Mobile Comparison
Mobile Comparison

What does the hand you wear your watch on have to do with being right handed let alone "clear evidence"?