We were devastated when we found out Honest Toddler isn’t actually written by an extraordinarily precocious child. But the feed, which chronicles the observations of a charmingly defiant kid who loves snacks, hates pants and thinks that parents just don’t understand, is still funny–even if you don’t have your own honest toddler at home.
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