how do u gift wrap funk?—
Prince (@PrinceTweets2U) December 25, 2012
This account isn’t actually run by the Purple One (that honor may or may not go to 3rdeyegirl), but whoever’s running this account must be wearing paisley, because they know exactly how to channel the notoriously private — and let’s face it, deeply (but delightfully!) weird — superstar.
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