I want you all to know that the headline for this piece was supposed to include the word MILF, but that was deemed inappropriate for the family-oriented website we’re trying to run here. I explained to them that it stands for Mom I’d Like to Friend — you know, like on Facebook! But that cut no ice. Man, parents just don’t understand.
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Also I want you to know that I am solely responsible for putting Dennis the Menace’s mom on here. Why did I do that? Because she is hot. QED.
I didn’t even know she had a real name. I just called her Mrs. Menace. Hey Alice, friend me! Like on Facebook!
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