Okay, he hasn’t done it yet, but I’m confident that the Alone In The Dark and Bloodrayne auteur’s next project, Blubberella, will do the job. Twitch has the news – what little there is – about Boll’s next movie, which centers around an overweight superheroine and has the tagline “The first female fat superhero… She will kick major ass – with her major ass.” Alongside Boll himself, the movie will star Lindsay Hollister, Michael Paré and Clint Howard.
I can’t be the only person who thinks that Boll should team up with Kick-Ass creator and self-styled comic shock artist Mark Millar for their collective next project, can I?
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