15% ($8,500 to $34,500)
Ninja Dagger Collapsible Umbrella: $40
There’s no danger in carrying around an umbrella that looks like a weapon. What’s the worst that could happen? This Ninja Dagger Collapsible Umbrella looks kind of like those other umbrellas with sword handles except this one’s easier to conceal.
If it starts raining and in you’re in a crowd of people, make sure to whip it out real fast-like and yell, “Everyone stand back! Don’t mess with me! This is serious!” before opening it. Otherwise you could poke somebody by accident as the umbrella opened, which would be serious.
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