It’s Friday! Maybe you just got paid. You could use that money for boring stuff like bills, rent, and food, or you could act like a wonderfully impulsive consumer and spend it on any number of products. Here are some ideas to get you started based on your taxable income bracket.
10% ($0 to $8,500)
Freeloader Spork: $10
You have very little money, ergo you have very little food, ergo you’re a freeloader. And I think you’ll find the two-foot telescoping Freeloader Spork to be the ultimate weapon in any freeloader’s arsenal.
How many times can this $10 apparatus pay for itself? Several. Hundreds. Thousands! It all depends on how much money your friends have and what kinds of upscale joints they eat at, now doesn’t it?
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