25% ($34,500 to $83,600)
Grip-n-Assist Mobility Belt: $100
Sure, this thing is designed to help the old and/or feeble stand up, but think of all its other potential uses.
Dancing? Yep. Um, what else? Advanced lovemaking? Surely. Keeping up to four small children close to you in a crowd? Sure beats those silly kid leashes. Actually, I take that back. Nothing beats those silly kid leashes.
Also, please note the look on that old man’s face in the above photo. He’s not saying, “Why thank you, young man!” He’s saying, “So I guess this really isn’t a joke. Nobody can find out about this. Nobody.”
Meanwhile the young guy is like, “Note to self: Cash check then fire agent.”
(via RGS)
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