33% ($174,400 to $379,150)
Pomson 6000 Sub Atomic Wave Gun: $3,990
As a direct result of your income level, you have very nice things. And, as such, you have a vested interest in protecting those very nice things. But what do you do if you want to scare the bejesus out of would-be intruders while not actually hurting said would-be intruders? The lawsuits could get ugly—life over property, and all that happy crap.
Might I suggest this $4,000 sub atomic wave gun?
It won’t actually do anything to anybody but boy-oh-boy will your next would-be intruder wonder what in the hell kind of weapons you have access to as a direct result of your income level. “Yeah, it’s new,” you’ll say. “Wanna help me test it out, or were you just leaving?”
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