33% ($174,400 to $379,150)
Facebook Profile Dress: $Dignity
This is technically a “dress” made by a “designer,” which means it’s prohibitively expensive. But not for you! You have the means to hire a “designer” to make you your own Facebook dress!
Looks like you’ll need the following supplies: fabric, two sheets of transparency paper like they used to use for overhead projectors back when I was in school, and something to attach the transparency paper to the fabric.
Oh, and a designer of course. The materials are probably the least expensive part of the most expensive dress you’ll ever own.