28% ($83,600 to $174,400)
SpringFlex Desk-Mounted Home Gym: $80
Fact: Your co-workers don’t actually have a problem with you working shirtless. They’re just jealous. You’re actually creating a safe work environment because, had you been wearing a shirt, it would have ripped off and sent shards of cotton everywhere. That’s totally dangerous.
The $80 “SpringFlex UB” attaches to any standard desk and “lets you do over 120 exercises.” Combine that with all the typing you do, and your forearms will look like giant, manly, delicious hams in no time at all.