28% ($83,600 to $174,400)
Cockroach Backpack: $64
Those damn kids stole your backpack again. How many times must you get robbed by small children?! There’s only one way to get people to keep their grubby hands off your stuff: Yep. Giant cockroach backpack.
Sure, it doesn’t actually hold anything—that’s what you get for trying to use a Halloween prop as a backpack—but a pair of scissors and a basic zipper kit are all you need to make the conversion. It may seem like people are staring, but that’s probably because it’s actually pretty hard to add zippers to things, so they’re likely just admiring your handiwork.
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